chilaka

A cute little Mexican girl with long hair and big cheeks.

We call her Chilaka because she has very pinchable cheeks.

by ShortMommy August 25, 2016

Fail Child

A child that kind of sucks at life.

The 6-year old boy that decided to hop in the helium balloon thinking it would be fun, but then come to find out that he was hiding in his house the whole time, while the police and every other law enforcement agency is looking for him. fail child.

by ObamasKidz October 15, 2009

National kill a child

On January 15th anyone of the age 12 or above has permission to murder any child they like 💕

“It’s national kill a child day! Let’s go stab Sophie and Jayden!

by ❤️ frogs🦻🏾 October 22, 2020

fatherless child

A stupid phrase the boys use to insult anyone who they think is weird, especially to people of the LGBT+ community and furries.

"Hey, your a furry? Ha! You fatherless child!"

by Onuk Igatana March 6, 2022

child raper

A phrase used as a greeting to friends and strangers alike to try and match the word nigga, in why in the hell such a horrible word would ever be used the way it is.

Situation 1
Bob: Sup nigga!
Larry: Not much, you.

Situation 2
Bob: Sup child raper!
Larry: Not much, you.

by Wilson Wilson January 6, 2008

Child support

Something black people don't pay

Girl: Hey Jamal this your son can you pay child support.
Guy: wasn't me.

by Invisions61 August 24, 2017

Golden Child

First born child, always funny in his mum’s eyes, does nothing around the house besides getting in the way, PlayStation connoisseur.

Currently employed at the local private hospital, working as medical records eye candy/bitch. Mum is so proud as usual.

Mum: ‘Where’s my golden child?’
Everyone else: ‘He’s snorting a line off a Kmart plate.
Mum: ‘That’s my boy!’

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021