Head Candy

A television programme that doesn't require any thought to watch. Examples of such programmes would include Friends and anything made up of clips of CCTV/police chase footage.

Alice: What you watching?
Bob: Uh, I don't know, head candy

by Steven Lilley May 10, 2008

Arm Candy

When a girl, or preferrably a guy, gets hickies on his or her arm<s> because of the sucking on the arm similar to that of sucking on candy resulting in ARM CANDY!

Wow, that guy has a lot of arm candy, but GROSS! Couldn't he have at least worn a long sleve shirt!? EW!

by Oren Mangoha October 8, 2007

holiday candy bowl

(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.

"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."

by Wookiestick December 2, 2004

candy apple

going down on a girl while she's menstruating.

"I gave my girlfriend a candy apple the other day, and now she totally loves me off!"

by swizzie December 19, 2007

Colombian Nose Candy

(n) cocaine

also known as bolivian marching powder

1. The DEA was bugging his phones, so when arranging the drug deal, Pablo used the term "Colombian Nose Candy" instead of cocaine to fool the narcs.

2. If you want to have sex with a stripper, make sure to have some Colombian Nose Candy with you at all times.

by meatball12 March 9, 2009

Cotton candy skies

Cotton candy skies is a song about a hole trying to obtain something that she can’t seem to get so when someone refuses to someone or something as cotton candy skies it could mean they can’t obtain it

Man insert name is my cotton candy skies

by Water logged rice March 28, 2021

The Cotton Candy Machine

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

by GRMCE November 17, 2011