crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.

You are such a crap turkey stop it!

by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016

Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017

crap-hapinin

A greeting that can be either inquisitive or informative based on voice inflection,adapted from the earlier "What's crapinin".

Jer: hey whats up man?
Andrew: crap-hapinin.

by Andrew Marshall P1022 April 20, 2008

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 30, 2013

shoot crap

Play a game of craps

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?

by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024

Crap-struck

Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.

Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!

by Raffik November 3, 2007

crap

A very bad insult according to Microsoft

"Oh Crap"

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