clam the fuck down

Foreplay done on a woman before the fucking goes down

Man you gotta Clam the Fuck Down to get her really in the mood

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN October 01, 2022

Clam dip fosho

Awesome, hyped up, or rad.

Yo bro, this new TV is clam dip fosho

by PoopGutBirds November 16, 2021

Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son February 11, 2018

Second hand clam

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.

I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”

by Teddilinn November 10, 2019

texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.

Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.

by Vern Asshandle October 25, 2015

Charleston Clam Bake

The instance in which 3-6 obese women bask in a hot tub naked. Any larger group is considered a Louisville Lobster Boil.

The vacation was going great until I walked in on a Charleston Clam Bake. Shit was awful.

by Khimp April 18, 2020

Buffalo Clam Bucket

The act in which one Buffalo police officer funnels a "bucket" of new england clam chowder into another Buffalo police officers anus followed by forcefully throwing a 75 year old man to the ground and ignoring his injuries.

Did you see those cops running back to back Buffalo Clam Buckets last week at the protests?

by TheMadAsser June 13, 2020