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boogercoating

When a person, usually older men, have so much snot draining from their nose they hold one side of their nostrils with their index finger and viciously exhale through the other side nostril forcing blasts of snot mucous out of their nose and onto the walls, floors and countertops, not excluding anything else nearby. Boogercoating is always performed with no regard for anyone nor anything around, done aimlessly with repetition for several minutes, sounds disgustingly snotty and irritating; The boogercoater will force his snot to fly out into Anyone's house, anyplace and on anything, And doesn't wipe the snot from the walls, floors, counters, etc usually claiming nothing expelled from his/her nose. But when you walk into the room the boogercoater just came out of, you'll know they were Boogercoating your house!
Sharon: What is Dan doing in there? Raking in the bathroom?
Karon: I know what he's doing - he's Boogercoating my bathroom bcuz I won't let him have the keys to the car.

Jack(on telephone): What are you doing today?
Azz: Well I have been Boogercoating myself all morning due to allergy.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 8, 2022
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Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.
Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?
by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022
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Booger off

A British phrase used by grumpy old Brits that brew up 12 times a day. Also means to "piss off" or "get away"
by YuNg Percy March 17, 2022
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Boofied

To sneak drugs up someone's anus without their knowledge.
At the rave last night I lost my pants, and I think I got boofied.
by Boofied May 23, 2022
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boobies

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by weinerlover6974 May 30, 2022
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Boobieitis

When one does not see boobies for a long time, especially when the boobies are from a girl named Savana. The cure to this is seeing both boobies.
I have boobieitis from not seeing boobies.
by hysterla June 20, 2022
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booger?

The definition booger?; Is a scientific term to be told to your enemies a close friend, or family member. It goes down in history as one of the most knowledgeable pieces of literature to be graced on man-kind's eyes. The only phrase-word- that shows all meanings of life and death combined. It shows the unseen wars that we have begotten, and the ones that will become. It is the one, and only one, most important saying used by all cultures since the beginning of our universe. It has no meaning other than Booger? You are only able to use this word to enhance the quality of an essay, a speech, even in basic conversation, to make it better. The only other word like this is "Boogie?!". this phrase can only be used with a question mark at the end or you will sound retarded.
Are you booger?
Scientifically speaking you are a booger?.

wow you really are Booger? aren't you.
by yaboog September 12, 2022
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