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Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025
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Baked

Person 1: nigga I’m baked

Person 2: yall I’m baked too

Person 1: hahah
by Slumpgod101 January 5, 2019
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Shake'n Bake

When you smoke the last little bit of pot (marijuana) leaf left in the bottom of the bag.
The bag of pot is almost out so it's time to shake'n bake!
by rvjeeprat December 1, 2018
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Baked Selfie

Naked Selfie. It started out as an autocorrect mistake. Naked was autocorrected to Baked. The term was then used constantly describe a naked selfie
Hey dude, you wont believe what stephanie was doing last night

"what"

She was taking a baked selfie
by Mocheni Flago June 21, 2014
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Baked Potato

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.
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aqua bake

While smoking a blunt you take a hit and a drink of your favorite beverage at the same damn time
Yo alex, pass me my h2O so I can aqua bake!
by Jimmyfalling October 29, 2017
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california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!
“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin
by Nancy who? June 9, 2018
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