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make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.
I've got to go make the bladder gladder.
by strikingoil May 24, 2014
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Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner
Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger
by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016
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just the badger

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.
That tea was just the badger.
by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017
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hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger
by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017
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The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger
by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018
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big bad is baddest big?

me: big bad is baddest big?
you: no
me: why?
you: because of this this and that

etc
by pp overlord February 6, 2020
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lean all in my bladder

“Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”

HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”

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Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
by Dolce Misschief May 1, 2021
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