Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.
by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022
Get the bat fungusmug. When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!
by Big Daddy Hambone May 3, 2024
Get the Arizona Bat Tunnelmug. by hztjgg z June 3, 2021
Get the The Dark Batmug. Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
Get the vampire-bat strokingmug. When a female (preferably) or male has excess fat under his/her upper arm that droops down, making it look like they have 'bat wings'.
girl 1 :damn, did you see Ashley's new post?
girl 2: yes!! she was showing off her bat wings, lol
girl 1: ya it was prettyyy disturbing...
girl 2: yes!! she was showing off her bat wings, lol
girl 1: ya it was prettyyy disturbing...
by bmw_ily March 10, 2020
Get the Bat Wingsmug. A small, flying animal found to be quite delicious by the Chinese(but what won't the Chinese eat, amirite?).
by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020
Get the Batmug. An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.
by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020
Get the Bat crunchiesmug.