Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.
by Ziek_Shrownamn June 16, 2011
When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.
by kpATN June 16, 2011
When you're about to ejaculate, you take a knee and shit on your foot, and when she's about to orgasm kick her in the face with shit
by KrIsTeL MeTh June 05, 2017
A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse
by Alex Graham Zak Fox February 01, 2009
an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
by anton enus November 26, 2009
mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
by sleeves November 06, 2007
Aidan Strope is a guy who is anti sports and only has Smash Bros, jobs, and his education going for him. He is cool and all but not when it comes to Smash. He likes to do voices to try to copy what other people’s voices sound like at an annoying rate when I play him or he plays against random people online which online sucks ass. He doesn’t understand that sports are powerful and can do very fascinating things in the world. He also doesn’t understand that the power of sports can also change people’s lives. Finally, he has not seen the movie, The Graduate, which is an awesome classic movie and maybe it’s better than Marvel movies and Star Wars.
Aidan the Asian Chinese Strope: *trying to imitate a voice* Hi I’m Luca and I like to play Ivysaur
Aidan: *trying to imitate a voice* Up B, Up B
P.S. Aidan the Asian Chinese is something another Aidan I know finds funny and doesn’t mind it at all when I call him that. Nothing offensive being intended
Aidan: *trying to imitate a voice* Up B, Up B
P.S. Aidan the Asian Chinese is something another Aidan I know finds funny and doesn’t mind it at all when I call him that. Nothing offensive being intended
by bijanfanclub September 25, 2019