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Super Smash Bros. 

A 2-dimensional fighting game series by Nintendo, featuring iconic members of the Nintendo cast (i.e. Mario, Link, etc.) as well as guest characters from other franchises (i.e. Solid Snake, Persona 5’s Joker, Cloud Strife, etc.).

All Smash Bros games follow the same basic formula: Victory is achieved by launching the opponent out of the arena. Attack your opponent to damage them, which makes them easier to launch. Often, the game is played with 2-3 lives, although there is an option with infinite lives and a time limit, and even a “health points” mode (Stamina Battle).
Dude A: “Wanna smash?”
Dude B: “Bro…”

A few minutes later:

*both dudes frantically button-mashing Switch controllers on Super Smash Bros.*

Adam Smash Job 

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077
i'll take one adam smash job please.
Adam Smash Job by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022

solar smash

A game where you can destroy Earth and other planets when you’re feeling like you hate the world and all the people that inhabit it
I just got cheated on, I better go play some Solar Smash to make sure I never see him again, peace!
solar smash by Just_hate_twowrlds October 9, 2022

ultra smash 

two words that dont have any business being together
What is an ultra smash? Is it a move in the game? Is it the game itself? Or is it just two words thave have no business being together at all?

Yes.
ultra smash by A a a a a a a a a a October 31, 2022

Keyboard smash 

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)
???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)
Keyboard smash by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023

Texas smash 

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.
It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!
Texas smash by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023