Definitions by SeaNoodle

Keyboard smash/Keysmash 

1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+

1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY

2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB

Keyboard smash/Keysmash by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023

qwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnmqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnm 

OH. MY. GOD. you typed out the WHOLE KEYBOARD, GOING OVER EACH ROW TWICE... TWICE. I'm astounded with your boredom. I was in ELA class when i decided to do this. how about you, friend? Oh, and for finding this...

here have some choccy milk :)

Person 1: omg i feel so qwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnmqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnm right now pls help me
Person 2: here have some choccy milk

qwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnmqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnm by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023

homophobe

an idiot who thinks that people cant be gay for one reason or another. (in my opinion, they're just jealous we queer folk are happy and they arent)

1: why are they yelling at us?
2: They're a homophobe.
1: what?
2: they don't like that we are gay
1: thats dumb
2: ikr

homophobe by SeaNoodle February 13, 2023

Keyboard smash 

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)

???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)

Keyboard smash by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023

Ƚǟmp

The way moths say lamp.

Moth 1: "Look! Ƚǟmp!"

Ƚǟmp by SeaNoodle January 2, 2023

cheyese

cheese but with e y e s

Person -1 : what the fxck is that

Person -2 : cheyese

*Person 1 and 2 walk in*

Person 2 : what the fxck is that

person -1 and -2 : cheyese

Person 1 : yea no *1 and 2 leave*

cheyese by SeaNoodle January 2, 2023

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Something you say when you see something you hate.

Friend 1: You good?

Friend 2:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA by SeaNoodle January 2, 2023