spoon

a stupid dumb idiot who has sweaty balls and stinks and is dumb and has big ass patas and calls Aliza a carpet licker

"spoon your balls smell bro"
"its my natural deoderant bro"

by ALIZALAIZALAIZ August 25, 2022

Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.

Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.

by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019

rusty spoons

The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition

“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”

Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty

by Rusty spoons December 15, 2020

spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.

Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!

by Pbndick March 12, 2017

Digging Spoon

A spoon in which dumb people dig screaming "I smell it. I smell the fun!"

Look at billy committing digging spoon. What a loser.

by trent2325 May 17, 2019

Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020

a spoon in a glass of water

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!

by megan11000 March 12, 2021