shut up and turn your grammarly back on

You spell like a fucking 6-year old. You need to turn on your Grammarly - (which by the way, is a browser extension that corrects your grammar).

example: hai ur so menn!!
example: Shut up and turn your Grammarly back on.

by chubby.cows July 17, 2019

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.

Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!

by eda-skip November 17, 2022

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by Tee_Kay_ March 6, 2022

Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it.

Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar to get that ride to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN HEADS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW".

by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

You're all niggers at some point in your life

Most Likely a famous quote from the book "Uncle Tom's Cabin", but now the quote is used to justify the use of the racial slur for purposes of extreme animosity towards Microsoft for one's X box breaking

Andrew:freaking people take the n word so badly. its a fucking word. get used to it. i don't care if you are black, white, racist, christian you're all niggers at some point in your life. i don't give a fuck what people think

Jacob: Andrew that was literally the craziest thing I have ever heard.

by RickyRhymtastic November 13, 2011

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by Suckysuckbuck February 26, 2017