Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.

That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".

by Energysoul July 26, 2016

udder man

A man who spends so much time tending to cattle that he finds himself aroused by udders.

Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."

by Kenya_Swallow July 4, 2016

man whore

Guy that uses women for sex and does not have a healthy respect for them or himself. He's trying to prove he's a man. A loses who lies to women about his relationship status. Worse if he's in a long term relationship. Fake wanna be porn star and pimp

Yo hank Goodwin is a real man whore

by nikkiliz June 15, 2016

A Man

Used to hide your source of information.

Sam: hey brad a man told me that your girlfriend was cheating on you.

Brad who told you that.

Sam: a man told me still.

by Bodmon fishy June 10, 2016

man slushie

A margarita for a man. Preferably with out any umbrellas or fancy shit like salt.

You: Can I get a slushie with alcohol in it?
Waitress: you mean a margarita?
You: Naa a man slushie!

by Luckydeville May 24, 2016

man-dashian

A male that is high maintence, self consumed, and has a diva like attitude. Social media is of upmost importance. 👑

Bro, quit acting like a man-dashian

by Stuh May 22, 2016

Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 22, 2016