Ate yo shit

H-O shit
What you say when somebody punches you and you don't be bitch or don get knocked out

guy 1: *punches guy 2 in face*
guy 2 : "I Ate yo shit"

by Jome Alma March 3, 2020

'Oh Shit!' Moment

When you wake up in the morning and you haven't cleaned your pipes enough or had a really dirty dream and you're covered in jizz.

'I had a dream about this fit blonde girl last night, I knew it was about her coz I woke up and had an 'Oh Shit!' moment.'

by rherrejtr July 27, 2012

That shit wont flush

When a person is displeased with a situation or current event

Peter: I hate it when Matthew steals my Tequila and tonic
Tom: "That shit wont flush"

by minuto siguiente November 26, 2011

Shit Patch Drunk

Heavily intoxicated. Beyond shitfaced.

1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.

2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.

3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!

by mmmTJ September 29, 2011

poopy dumb shit

dude how bored can you be? go do something please. go outside and touch the grass maybe go sit on it too run around enjoy the world

or you can use this is a insult
Person 1: You're ugly
Person 2: Oh yeah? Poopy dumb shit!
Person 1: ): well jeez...

by some random person doing work January 12, 2021

EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

A SHITEATER born a PEDOPHILE

A PEDOPHILE who became a SHITEATER in PRISON.

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by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021

happier than a pig in shit

Very happy. A pig in shit would be a happy pig, so we are even happier.

Interviewer: How do you feel having scored the winning goal?
Sport guy: Happier than a pig in shit.

by mattyboy May 16, 2004