Unicorn Fart Dust

dismissive term to describe something valueless or insignificant

My boss dismissed my idea as unicorn fart dust, but six months later our competitor launched the exact same thing and made millions.

by Bitboyjay February 16, 2026

unicorn

a dating partner who is such a good fit, they probably dont actually exist. a mythical creature

You're saying your girlfriend likes sex, cooking, tidying the house, and playing video games? No way man, that's a unicorn.

by anonymous March 17, 2026

unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.

"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Unicorn

While your lady is casually dropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary

Bill: did you hear about Geoff? He gave his wife a unicorn…his wake is on Tuesday”

by Maybe on Wednesday February 22, 2025

Unicorn

1.) A imaginary ancient beast appearing as a horse with a magical horn and sometimes wings. Magic flows from it and all who gaze upon it with awe are enthralled. People end up appreciating it, wanting to possess it and its power, or reject it.

2.) A person (male or female), whom is very different from other people. They possess special qualities about themselves that they can perform in ways that some normal people can't. Also, there are some things they can't do so well that normal people can because they flow with the grain. (Birds of a feather).

1.) When I was young I used to dream I was a prince/princess that would ride a "unicorn" past the mountains.

2.) Yeah, I noticed she wasn't saying much as we were talking either before we left. Maybe she was a "unicorn".

by Universal-clench April 4, 2025

unicorn

I cannot believe that no one wrote this. A unicorn is a person that is flawless in many ways and a catch (for dating). Like good looking, in shape, chatty and interesting, well dressed and put togetheri respectful etc. Someone who is a perfect match. The one everyone looks for, but very rarely find.

He is such a catch. He is literally a unicorn.

by sEolelele July 13, 2025

Unicorn

When a type one diabetics blood sugar is exactly at 100, which can be rare, so, they call it a unicorn.

Violet- look at my blood sugar, it's 100!

Mya- Oh wow, it's a unicorn!

by vbragg1 September 8, 2025