Tooltune 

A bad song that you secretly only listen to in your car with the windows up.

The davynals touching myself is a total tooltune.

Tooltune by Daniel Larouso August 22, 2016

toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

toolshed day by GA Bees May 21, 2017

Tooloo 

Slang term for penis

"My misses caught me playing with my tooloo so now I have to sleep on couch"

Tooloo by Dilldy September 14, 2018

Toolby 

A most amazing feline, white an an angels wings.

Donnas cat is The prettiest Toolby around.

Toolby by melodypops April 14, 2020

Tools Crazy 

The opposite of “Tools Down”. I’m flat out mate, over the top busy.

I can’t believe how busy it is. It’s Tools Crazy.

Tools Crazy by Ringo22 April 23, 2020

plumbers toolbag

A massive cameltoe

Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag

plumbers toolbag by The double vulcan December 17, 2015

ToolBitch 

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.

"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."

ToolBitch by Glockmeister November 19, 2004