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Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.
My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021
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Soft

A definition for girls named Brittany, mild and tame by nature, not capable of being hard asses in any way shape or form
You're a soft girl aren't you?
by EmberSparx August 13, 2024
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Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something
My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning
by RR25320 September 11, 2025
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Soft cunt

The weakest of the coke head group, stands sideways and you can't see him also stinks of piss
D.B you're a soft cunt and a skinny waste
by Biglad92 October 21, 2022
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Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.
I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.
by pseudonymshmoodonym April 4, 2020
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super-soft

Smoething that is at the same time super exciting and Delfin but also soft and quieting.
A fan: How do you find Spinetta's ascending and descending chord in the Socios del Desierto double album?
A Delfin: Super-soft.

A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.
by orionauts February 27, 2020
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Soft apeth

When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.

When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl
Wow you really are a soft apeth

Shut up you soft apeth

Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth
by Welsh stuff August 5, 2019
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