Mindful

Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.

I was practicing being mindful so instead of. calling my girlfriend the c word for cheating on me I watched how my mind reacted to the news and took a few deep breaths instead.

by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021

My mind

I am fucking losing it over here...

Hym "In case you were wondering, I'm losing my mind over here... These fucking bastards man... Can't fucking sleep... GodDamnit...m"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Inside The Mind Of Simon

inside the mind of Simon is a demo for the song by miracle musical "the mind electric"

preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip

Man 1:"Dude ever heard the demo for TME?"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"

by LESHUAN DINGLENUT February 1, 2025

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

Abstract Mind.

Sam Book.

"hey Sam, can I have help with this problem?"
"Of course, I mean I have an abstract mind."

by kfnkdnv October 21, 2013

Soldier Mind

A strong person, can go through anything alone

He has a soldier mind he didn't need a girl by his side to survive

by Tosilly12 August 29, 2019

Mind Mess

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"

by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009