salty liver

When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.

Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after

My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

Salty

To be mad, angry, or upset and jealous at the same time.

Why are you so salty?

by n00bm45t3r69 June 8, 2019

Salty

When someone is being toxic, or a bad sport.

Jackson: Dude why you gotta be so Salty!

Ryan: Wish I knew bro!

by Allydude December 2, 2020

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

salty chlorine

its what ur jizz tastes like

When i went to stephens the other night i couldve sworn i was swallowing salty chlorine.

by laelala March 10, 2007

Salty

To be sassy, annoyed, pissed off.

“Oh, Loretta; them pies ain’t the only thing salty about you. ” (Coal Miner's Daughter, 1980)

by Eggplanter September 20, 2017