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Covid Redistribution

When you gift someone (friend, coworker, etc.) an item in short supply like hand sanitizer. Then you take it back when they are looking because you really need it. It is even better if you take it back when they are in quarantine.
It looks like Darlene just Laura's hand sanitizer off her desk. Wait, didn't Darlene give her that hand sanitizer? Yes, she did, but I guess she needed it more. That is a classic Covid Redistribution.
by clock tower March 20, 2020
mugGet the Covid Redistributionmug.

La Purga De COVID

The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.
My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.
by Rickapedia October 18, 2021
mugGet the La Purga De COVIDmug.

Symptoms of COVID

Cold all around
Sleepy
Sweaty feet
Shivers

Cough
Hard to breathe
I have the symptoms of COVID because I have sweaty feet
by King_crewz August 15, 2021
mugGet the Symptoms of COVIDmug.

Covid-👽

the conditions/injuries experienced by bats in the cave they share with coronaviruses (located in 2013 by Wuhan virologists).

The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.

In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
Covid-👽 only occurs in anal probed bats, in the Yunnan cave.

Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.

Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
by nottherealCharlesLieber April 9, 2021
mugGet the Covid-👽mug.

covid starter

Hey! There's a covid starter!
by big dicked nigga April 13, 2025
mugGet the covid startermug.

Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.
I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ
by Watacanga May 15, 2025
mugGet the Covid DJmug.

Covid lollipop

To solve covid by having the world infect themselves with covid via licking hypothetical lollipop contaminated with covid
We licked the covid lollipop, with the hope of going out without a mask or social distancing .

I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.
by Gocian March 7, 2021
mugGet the Covid lollipopmug.

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