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bar schwag

A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.
If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.
by schwerve August 10, 2008
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No bolds barred

Overt usage of font formatting giving text that ransom note appearance
Th typeface blog had No bolds barred
by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
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Search Bar

What are you? A madlad? Why did you search search bar in the search bar? Well, I guess you did it.
So I searched search bar in the search bar today and got this...
by you search something sexy October 23, 2020
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dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert
by B294 November 21, 2016
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Mommy Bar

n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
by Inqy dink December 18, 2009
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Hirsi Bar

Named after prominent ex-Muslim author Ayan Hirsi Ali, a Hirsi Bar is a Somalian woman who apostates from Islam and then travels the world telling stories about how her clitoris was removed and blaming it on her former religion.
"If you want a Green Card, then the best way is turn yourself into a Hirsi Bar."

After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.

The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.
by IScience April 1, 2008
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beef bar

an inplement used to hit people with.
i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head
by bigspuds July 7, 2006
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