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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.
Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale
by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019
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Whale

A very fat woman usually accustomed to principles. They easily respond to mating calls especially if you say "doiki doiki". They hate children and adults alike and are very loud both under and above water. They also love child abuse being one of their greatest achievements.
Oi, look at that whale in its natural habitat. oh man is it fat, wait why is it coming here "Fuck off whale" shit shit shit now I have detention.
by SDBS March 17, 2019
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Whale

A fat person who you would fight but you would get sat on so you avoid at all costs so you don't die from their stank ass breath.
"Abby is a whale! Look out everyone."
by Anonymous6667 May 20, 2019
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whale batter

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?
by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019
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White Whale

When you pack someone's asshole with cocaine, with the anticipation they will pass gas. When they fart, creating that beautiful blowhole effect, you snort that freshly scented cocaine fart up.
Let me snort that coke outta your ass, white whale style.
by FarkDaNarc October 1, 2019
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Whale

A very large woman. Very very large
Brandon fucked a whale last night out of desperation.
by NaughtyDictionary December 17, 2017
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Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato
"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale
by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017
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