Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

by anonymous June 28, 2022

man are wash

This is a slang term used on the streets of England, large in places such as London & Birmingham. It can be used in different context, usually it is to describe "mans" as in other people eg friends, foes, gangs, as faded or done.

Don't do business with them, them man are wash
Been out on the streets since years but they aint got rep, them man are wash
They been slangin fo' years but now them man are wash(d)

by MyManGoinOnSikx July 3, 2017

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

bucking washing machine

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.

Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "

by Dschizo May 11, 2018

Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong

I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?

by Lyss0259 March 23, 2024