A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain October 16, 2015
person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
by kys you faggot September 03, 2022
by JohnDark September 25, 2020
It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
by fedewolfie December 11, 2016
(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.
- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.
- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.
"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 16, 2021
"You can tell it is cold out when, your see a women and she has steam coming from her vagina region, you know she just let out a good steamy queef...."
by Pyramiddude87 March 07, 2014