by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017
Get the douche dongmug. Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
by Urmun October 25, 2018
Get the Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dongmug. The twelfth track on the 2003 album “Altered States of America” by grindcore band Agoraphobic Nosebleed.
Billy: “Bro did you hear that sick track by Agoraphobic Nosebleed called ‘Honky Dong’?”
Friend: “Idk, man, I don’t think I have time to listen to a whole ass 8 second long song.”
Friend: “Idk, man, I don’t think I have time to listen to a whole ass 8 second long song.”
by Brainboys August 27, 2021
Get the honky dongmug. When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.
by dodgeystyle June 19, 2022
Get the Llama llama ding dongmug. "Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"
"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019
Get the Ding Dongmug. It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.
by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025
Get the Dirty Dongmug. A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
Get the Ding Dong Ditchermug.