Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well

Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

Tits Up and Taking On Water by romaddeez March 4, 2010

taking a yard 

A shortened version of the common adage: "If you give them an inch, they'll take a yard." Used in circumstances when one has been granted a favor, but attempts to ask for more. Can be used in apologetic, self-deprecation on the part of the asking party, or in disgust by the party being asked. Usually used so that the giving party knows that they are not being taken advantage of, even if they probably are.

A - "I really need to borrow your car for the weekend so I can visit my ho in Cleveland."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."

taking a yard by dootch March 23, 2005

Taking Temperature

When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.

Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."

Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked

Taking Temperature by Ace, 8's, Flash, Proffesor, Romeo February 25, 2008

Taking Back Sunday 

The band that began the MTV emo movement. Marked by turbulent member changes and their leade singer's poppy vocals, the video that broke them, Cute Without the 'e' (Cut From the Team), was based on Fight Club.

Taking Back Sunday OWNS MY LIFE.

Taking Back Sunday by Mandizzle Eff May 25, 2005

taking a piss? 

UK slang. Meaning "Are you kidding me?" Or are you serious?" Or "you have got to be joking right?"

"There's a spider on your leg."
"Are you taking a piss?"

taking a piss? by AppJaxx July 30, 2015

talkin' smack

To be speaking in a manner which would ordinarily earn the speaker a bitch slap, a smack across the mouth, or upside the head.

"Why yo' lyin' ass talkin' smack bitch? I'll smack you upside yo head!"

talkin' smack by jammer2 February 9, 2005

taking it like a champ 

Verb phrase. To engage in one's preordained duty to take whatever "it" is as if s/he is defending a prestigious title, i.e., with poise and dignity. Well, maybe not dignity.

Looks to me like you gonna be taking it like a champ and likin it, you triflin bitch.

taking it like a champ by gingervitis July 27, 2006