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paige simpson

A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick
Paige Simpson is in love with Joe
by Ballslicker9836 February 22, 2015
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bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.
by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016
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Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.
Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."
by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016
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Nympho-Symphony

The rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.
Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?

Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.

Fella 1: Wot in fornication?
by Applesowce8572 May 19, 2017
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Nympho-Symphony

The combination of grunts, moans,

and the rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.
Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?

Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.

Fella 1: Wot in fornication?
by Applesowce8572 May 19, 2017
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katherine simpson

Okay, who can I describe Katherine Simpson? Well, she has a really low self esteem, and fragile emotions, but doesn't like to show it, becasue she hates being judged, or pitied. Thought of as perfect in many ways, but is unable to see herself that way. Carries a whole bunch of personal emotional bagage, but jumps at any chance to help other people. Puts other people before herself, always, because she sees almost everyone else as more worthy of praise, effort, recognition, or affection in general. Really smart, loves books, has her own quirky habits that other people don't always get. Simply wants to be told she can stop trying so hard, she doesn't have to be perfect, no one expects her to, and she is loved and appreciated the way she is.
"Katherine Simpson is a good friend, but man, have you seen how much time she spends with her nose in a book? It's almost impossible to talk to her if she's started something new."
by ElvishWizardOfDaria May 23, 2017
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Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.
They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw
by Claymationdude June 14, 2017
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