texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.

dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.

by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010

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Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

We all gave her a group glazed ham

by Andrew November 07, 2004

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Go Ham Sammich

Put da meat between yo buns.

-"Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sammich" -Jason Derulo

-Karen, Brittany, Carrie, Liz, Shea and Amy went ham sammich!

by keepitsafetysam June 25, 2014

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mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

by beard core December 28, 2010

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