Sqorpago

An extremely large person that plays trumpet in marching band. He destroys Tokyo on the weekends and has a habit of eating the saxophone and flute players. Is half-man half-scorpion

God, that one trumpet player really sucks, he must be Sqorpago's brother or something.

by byandismoiloife!!!!! October 19, 2009

Squared a Douglas

When one steps in the poo left by a dog. usually in the streets.

Whats up lad, why you stopping

shit lad, I've Squared a Douglas

have you squared one yah lad!

by GYPSY JOE September 5, 2010

Squareism

Squareism Is derived from the word Square. Square meaning odd, nerdy and or dorky A square is considered out of the loop and overall just a lame. Squareism is a true art form. Created by Gangstas,Drug Dealers and Hustlas everywhere. Squarism is the ablilty to blend in with society and become 1 of 100000. All the greatest criminals Master Squareism. As they say a master square is a master criminal. The original Rick Ross is a great example of squareism. He drove regular cars talked in proper vernacular and displayed nothing out of the ordinary. But in reality he was running a billion dollar cocaine operation.

Hey Jimmy, Why does ollie always sit by himself with a book With his pants up and deodorant on.
Clyde: Because JiMmY ollie has mastered squarism you'd never know he was a ruthless killer from the barrio.
#Squareism

by Billy Boogerton August 29, 2018

Square Cat

Beyond the dimensions that the naked eye can perceive, this creature was bore from the supple teat of a mountain lion and the gentle caress of sour cabbage.

"engorge my fallis as i enter the square cat"

by Max's Left Nut May 7, 2019

Square Thane

Someone who has a significantly

cuboid shaped skull, they are huge nerds who worship boxing and jack off to the sport.

Person 1: You see that Square Thane with his wack ass Rick and Morty shirt?
Person 2: Oh fuck, here he comes to correct u-
Square Thane: Uhm Actually it's Richard and Mortimer you uncultured profligates

by Jacqueesc58 January 3, 2020

Square

When a person doesn’t show up to an event or any outside/inside activity

You either be there or be squared

by Dpnsauce February 23, 2021

toot square

the sound of a 180 degree fart that encompasses the whole room.

Man my wife just leaked a toot square around the buffet table, it sounded like aids

by tonyromo88 July 6, 2011