Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
by Butter Mike April 27, 2020
Get the social distancemug. A person who will be a part of any social group or clique because they have a need for constant attention from others. While the person will be a part of any social group of clique, they will never commit themselves to just one person or group of people.
by Alibastar Jones September 24, 2018
Get the Social Slutmug. The act of getting fucked up every night to the point of uncontrollable vomiting as an extreme weight loss method.
by bitchwithabrain March 14, 2009
Get the Social Bulimiamug. Phil: Hey Tom, I almost didn't recognize you walking down the sidewalk. I haven't seen you for a while. Have you lost weight?
Tom: I did and pretty fast.
Phil: How?
Tom: Now, I mostly just eat socially.
Phil: What, you are just a social eater?
Tom: Yeah, it works great to stay fit.
Tom: I did and pretty fast.
Phil: How?
Tom: Now, I mostly just eat socially.
Phil: What, you are just a social eater?
Tom: Yeah, it works great to stay fit.
by Long Beach Lingo September 3, 2016
Get the Social Eatermug. To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.
Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!
by Mr. Turbo May 25, 2008
Get the social spammug. A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.
- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."
- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"
- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"
- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"
- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"
by intergalacticbrotherhoodofU.D March 12, 2011
Get the Social Snapshotmug. (noun) :: sexual encounters expressed through language and/or body movement without the actual physical act of intercourse. ie: continous flirtation or "pimping" that occurs between the opposite sex. one is usually addicted to this nature, whereas they would be considered a flirtacious whore.
"God, look at him...he acts like such a 'player.' I swear, Kevin has to have social intercourse with women everywhere he goes!!!"
by manduh April 25, 2006
Get the social intercoursemug.