scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

Lenton scratch

The art of rubbing one’s pussy on a man’s leg

Example 1
Girl 1: “I got that aussie itch baaaaaad today, my bf was too tired to jeet”
Girl 2: “girl you need a good old fashioned lenton scratch”

Example 2
Girl 1: “Had the best time of my life last night lenton scratching all over James’ leg“
Girl 2: “wow did he enjoy it too?”
Girl 1: “he was asleep.”

by joep_cfc November 6, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Snatch Scratch

How a human female alleviates the feeling brought on by a sudden itch in her pubic area.

Sally didn't want to do it in public, but the itch in her pubic area was so intense that she had no option but to resort to a sneaky snatch scratch.

by Mikeyv123 January 26, 2026

double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

snatch n' scratch

a famous dodgeball team, that won the waldron championship. they where the best dodgeball team to ever rule the world!

"dude have you heard of the dodgeball team snatch n' scratch."

"dude shit yeah they rule!"

by rivercooter April 7, 2010