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punching the cat

"As good as she was looking, I had to end the night by punching the cat."
by TBH September 2, 2003
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Dwarf Punch

The sinking feeling you get in your stomach or lower intestine because of the actions or statements of someone else. Usually associated with a feeling of discust of sickness, making you feel like a dwaf punched you below the belt.
Hey Maria, I heard Mom came to your house.

Yeah, she was here for 5 mins and already dwarf punched me.
by Claude Rains February 10, 2009
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Delaware Punch

Amazing drink found in a small gas station in Conway. Is said to be banned because of an unknown color additive...but still tastes GREAT
Andrew- Dude, get a Delaware Punch
Hunter- Whats that?
Andrew- I dont know
Hunter- Looks good, i'll try it.
by Huntar263 November 8, 2006
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badonkey punch

a sex-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery ass so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth
"Bro what happened to your face - that looks like a hoof-print!"

"...aaah, it's a long story."

"you got badonkey punched? amazeballs"
by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013
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Stump-Punch

A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).
Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.
by toolsquatch May 16, 2009
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punch thrust

a form of rape. A form of sexual assult, it is an illegal action.
when i man attaches a sharp object to his penis. Then with an erection he will choose his victim punch him/her similtaniously penetrating him/her at the same time. PUNCH THRUST.
by AXcamm December 12, 2007
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cunt punch

when you're going down on a girl and she bucks her hips hard enough that her cunt punches you in the mouth/face
"I could tell things were going well because I kept getting cunt punched"
by drogtor April 16, 2015
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