Popular music of the early 2000s that lacks the creativity of sexual innuendo and uses blatant sexual verbage. This music is commonly offensive to females yet can be flattering to women with "daddy issues". Bands in this category include, but are not limited to: Nickelback, Theory of a Deadman, Saving Able, and Buckcherry.
"This chick says she loves Porn Rock. She's totally gonna put out tonight."
"You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
cause you look so much cuter
with something in your mouth." - NICKELBACK - Something in your Mouth
"I'm so addicted to
all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets
all the sounds you make with every breath you take it's not like anything when you're loving me" - SAVING ABLE - Addicted
"You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
cause you look so much cuter
with something in your mouth." - NICKELBACK - Something in your Mouth
"I'm so addicted to
all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets
all the sounds you make with every breath you take it's not like anything when you're loving me" - SAVING ABLE - Addicted
by KZOZ March 5, 2009
Get the Porn Rockmug. by Bill W. February 9, 2006
Get the porn soapmug. 1. Pornography depicting sexual situations between 2 or more men.
2. A short sentence used to stress fusturating or annoying situations. It is typically repeated; first at a normal tone of voice, then at a much higher, annoyed one.
2. A short sentence used to stress fusturating or annoying situations. It is typically repeated; first at a normal tone of voice, then at a much higher, annoyed one.
1. Hey Johnny lets go watch some gay porn, then masturbate together.
2. Noooo! Why isn't this working! Gay porn. Gay porn!!
2. Noooo! Why isn't this working! Gay porn. Gay porn!!
by AresMars August 1, 2006
Get the gay pornmug. Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.
The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 23, 2008
Get the midget pornmug. Wife porn can be, for example, a photo of a husband pushing a wheelbarrow full of sand while building a sandbox for the toddler.
by rainbowdragon April 4, 2010
Get the Wife Pornmug. The greatest version of porn out there. Typically viewed by children who google their favorite characters with "penis" following their search who don't know what actual porn is. Also viewed by men over the age of 40 who enjoy cartoons and haven't been laid since junior year in high school. Some can be called a brony.
Yesterday I was surfing the web looking for some Mickey Mouse cartoon porn. I wanted to see him without pants on.
by arosi June 26, 2016
Get the cartoon pornmug. due to severe porn addiction, one becomes intoxicated in the P and can not stop watching. when one has the porn munchies, it feels as if they can never get enough of it like having the munchies after smoking a J.
by Bedmonds May 15, 2008
Get the porn munchiesmug.