by BigH140 July 09, 2010
by samyooel25 April 13, 2009
a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend
girl: blablablblblablablablabla
guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh
girl: blablablblblablablablabla
guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh
by "hey arent u that guy" "NO!!" September 16, 2009
Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!
Also by Princess Weirdo
Also still didn’t get into my account
Also by Princess Weirdo
Also still didn’t get into my account
VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!
DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?
VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!
DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?
VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!
PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!
DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.
DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?
VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!
DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?
VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!
PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!
DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.
by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022
referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.
by OgRosez July 04, 2022
A female who always needs her phone in her hands. These girls usually cannot start or hold a conversation and are intimidated by groups of people so they resort to their phones. They will try to make it seem like they are preoccupied in every situation they are uncomfortable in. You will often see a "Brittany phone hands" with her head down while she is walking because her life only exists on social media and texting threads.
Mike: How was last night? I heard there was a couple of hotties that you guys met up with.
Tony: Just a bunch of Brittany phone hands that couldn't talk or make eye contact.
Mike. bummer....
Tony: Just a bunch of Brittany phone hands that couldn't talk or make eye contact.
Mike. bummer....
by CpTn_Ghad September 18, 2019
also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.
"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."
by bootylikewoah July 01, 2015