Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Peanut

When a male cums as his partner is squirting/peeing on him.
-To do a peanut

Last night was so much fun
I know, i loved when we did a peanut after having sex

by arthurre September 21, 2018

peanut scarecrow

Gray is the lord of the nuts

Gray is the peanut scarecrow.

by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022

peanut

a person (typically a woman) whom likes to be pissed and nutted in

Him: "Damn! I'm so horny right now, but I also need to take a piss."

Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"

by itzthtguy December 5, 2023

Peanut Gallery

The concept of standing around and watching something unfold whilst contributing only snarky remarks or quips, often not engaging with whatever is actually happening in the first place.

"Did you see that huge fight, shame about the peanut gallery... Took all of the severity away."

by Joeladen June 19, 2025

Peanut Butter Smelly

When a male has intercourse with someone in their asshole but their dick is covered in peanut butter. A play on peanut butter jelly.

bro i just got a peanut butter smelly. smelt good lowkey.

by escry February 21, 2024

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

The more controversial version of the phrase "they go together like peanut butter and jelly."

Davey: Bro Doritos and Mt. Dew, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles!
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023