Jesus Titties

1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.

2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you

1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?

Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.

Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.

Bob: Jesus Titties!


2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!

Person: Jesus Titties!

by candyman7766453 August 06, 2008

sometime titties

Sometime titties are the effect that some girl's possess when it seems like some days their titties are "scrumptious" and supplemental, but then on other days the titties are unnoticed and hidden. Hence, sometime titties.

Boy1: Dang man.. I coulda sworn shawty had some D's the other day.. what happened??
Boy2: Man you know she got them sometime titties.! One day they D's.. The next they poof.. gone!

by killatrevo3 March 26, 2011

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 16, 2003

Ant titties

When you have goose bumps

It is so cold, damn i got them ant titties

by Mangorangutan October 15, 2017

Titty Leaker

A woman that is lactating after giving birth.

:::disgruntled::: Father: "That damn baby is sucking on my titty leaker!"

by Jealous dad November 24, 2004

titty holder

a bra to hold then titties.

yo, how big is that titty holder?

by Trebek September 11, 2003

Titty Sprinkle

When someone gets there tits sprinkled with sperm.

Mark titty sprinkled Jon with hes penus.

by Hydrogenated John November 23, 2013