Crust bucket

Someone who usually wipes their shit with their hand and then smells it for sexual pleasure.

Bob: hey I know that guys he's a total crust bucket.

Jeff: he just shook my hand...

by Granddaddylongcock November 29, 2015

cum bucket

a womans pot belly; around the belly button.

be sure to pull out and shoot in my cum bucket.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Bucket of hens

A little bit of everything

Person 1: been up to much recently ?
Person 2: sure you know yourself. Bucket of hens I guess

by Dingleflap69420 December 22, 2020

Fart Bucket Jones

Well his name is, Fart Bucket Jones.
And he likes to stay alone,
in his rat infested home,
in New Orleeeeeaaans!

There goes that old Fart Bucket Jones fellow, probably out buying groceries for them cursed swamp rats.

by Angry Giraffe The Seventh July 03, 2016

kentucky hot bucket

The act of placing your penis between the breasts of the young woman that is simultaneously licking your anus.

Did you know Sarah gave Dave a Kentucky Hot Bucket?

by Michael J. Honcho January 15, 2017

bucket o' balls

When something simply sucks ass.

That test was a real bucket o' balls.

by bonzaimagee April 08, 2006

Bucket of Muzzle Blast

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)

"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."

by Tom from the Shore October 30, 2007