instagram model

they actually have no talent tbh they cake themselves up and live there life thru social media. Always posting pics and showing ppl there life went in fact they have no real skills or personality, they complain that ppl treat them as object when that’s all they are. You present your self as nothing but a piece of meat to look at so don’t get mad when ppl call you that when you have nothing else to offer.

see that instagram model? she’s so hot

nah she’s just a talentless object

by ColonelGetafe May 15, 2018

Site modeling

"Site modeling" websites use social-networking websites (most often Myspace, but unfortunately now Facebook as well) to post pictures of "models" who are more often then not 14 year old girls taking pictures of themselves, then editing the hell out of them, perhaps putting them in black-and-white or sepia. The site modeling site will have multiple "models" who send them pictures on a weekly basis to be displayed on the groups page under emo kid "model names". These girls are not real models, do not make any serious steps to become real models, and are just out to beg for compliments and attention.

I just took 3498 pictures of myself pouting and holding a teddy bear in front of my mirror. I think I'm going to be a site model for RejectionSadFaceBooHoo Site Modeling, and use the name Tiffany RainbowDinosaurMurderStarVomit.

by MissMarlaSinger June 20, 2011

New Zealand's Next Top Model

Reality television show from New Zealand that searches for a Top Model, has stood out, turned heads and become shit hot thanks to judge Colin Mathura-Jeffree. His individual style and charm has made him THE face of television in New Zealand. Everyone strives to do a 'Mathura-Jeffree' at least once a day!

New Zealand's Next Top Model has three judges, Colin, Mathura and Jeffree! if he ain't on I ain't watching

by Joannalexus January 23, 2010

Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter

Dave Gahan. Formerly known as a lead singer only, but on Playing the Angel (2005 album) he penned three superlative songs: Suffer Well; I Want it All; and Nothing's Impossible, along with Martin L. Gore's always painfully beautiful songs.
Dave Gahan also released his first solo album, Paper Monsters, in 2003. Highly recommended if you are a true DM or Dave fan.

Dave Gahan
David Gahan
Sexy Man
DM
Personal Jesus
Martin L. Gore

The Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter is Dave Gahan. Martin L. Gore is also equally talented because he is also in Depeche Mode. He is DM's lead songwriter and co-singer. That's why I love Depeche Mode a lot.

by Stella Luna January 23, 2006

Modest Proposal

/n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man

A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.

by pete mac May 6, 2007

OSI model

set of seven layers that define the different stages that data must go through to travel from one device to another over a network

Use the acronym (Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away) to remember the layers of the model in order (Physical, Data Link, Network, Transport, Session, Presentation, Application)

by Jon September 26, 2003

Modern Talking

A wavetable shape in the VST plugin "Massive" by Native Instruments that is typically found in dubstep. It is commonly used by people new do making dance music (and Nicky Romero) because it is a cheap way to get an amateur wobble sound. Because of this, it has become taboo to use it in dance music.

Guy 1: "Yo dude! Check this sick dubstep beat I made!"

Guy 2: "You used modern talking..."

Guy 1: "I know! Isn't it great!?

Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Insayn December 11, 2013