journal mochi

journal mochi is a person who loves BTS and made a journal account for them. she is very sweet and creative.

“did you see journal mochi’s new post it was amazzing!”
“journal mochi stopped posting maybe she gave up”

by ilovebtssoosooosooomuch October 9, 2020

Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse

A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........

by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020

Peppermint Mocha

Gargling with mint mouthwash prior to performing anal oral sex.

How does a peppermint mocha sound tonight when the kids are in bed?

by Imluvnit December 20, 2020

Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

My/Mochi Ice Cream

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.

Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!

by always sl3epin April 6, 2021

x._mochilicious_.x

My favorite Fanpage. The owner is really nice. I met her before. She loves kpop and Kdramas/

x._mochilicious_.x is my favorite kpop fanpage.

by Kpop fanpages April 17, 2021

No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021