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Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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The Midnight Giggles

/v/ (ðə ˈmɪdˌnaɪt ˈɡɪɡəlz)

Less than mildly racist jokes / comments at a late hour.
"Last night on call you had some of the midnight giggles."
"Congrats you have performed the midnight Giggles."
by TallTart May 31, 2023
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Peak Midness

When something is so horrendously mid that literally nothing could ever be worse than it; basically the equivalent to utter garbage.
Guy 1: hey, you should totally subscribe to Vivziepop!
Guy 2: you mean that satanist bitch? All her content is nothing but peak midness!
Guy 1: ...I need to rethink my entire life.
by Cool psyeudonym November 1, 2024
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bad mida mida

The baddest bitch in the room, The prettiest to ever touch down, the sexiest person eyes ever laid upon
Ouuu that's a bad mida mida right there
by SoulBoyDri November 30, 2024
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Feacal Midas

A feacal Midas is someone who everything they touch, turns to shit.

They ruin absolutely anything they have any involvement in.
Donald Trump is fuckin' Feacal Midas, casinos, university, charity, businesses, the United fuckin' states of America. Anything he touches turns to shit.
by Fck da tangerine wankpuffin January 24, 2026
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solar midday

The moment when the sun is at its zenith.
by Ñuñu January 27, 2026
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true midnight

The moment when the sun is at its nadir.
by Ñuñu January 27, 2026
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