Landon

Beautiful man with a huge cock and a great personality. Brown fluffy hair with a chiseled face and a nice bod he’s strong and tall with killer biceps. Like to be chocked Landon’s the man for you. He’s a freak in the sheets but a lover boy at the same time he’ll care for you and kiss you when you’re sick. He’s the perfect boyfriend. Great lips great abs and big veiny hands. He’s really the perfect man for any girl out there. He’s loyal and caring especially to his super hot girlfriend and loves to be called a good boy from time to time. Wanna please a Landon just kiss him on the neck and he’s all yours!

“Hey that tall handsome guy over there who’s he”
“Bro that must be a Landon “
“Yeah your right”

Landon by Landon’s girlfriend November 26, 2025

Lawdan

A Lawdan is a beautiful and brilliant real estate mogul

It is everyone’s goal in real estate to get to know a Lawdan!

Lawdan by RealEstateDefinitions January 12, 2026

Landon

Landon is the most tall and athletic and aura full person to exist in the universe. He carries his bros on his back because he is 6’5 205 with a 8 pack.

Landon is so cool

Landon by Gayle Williams April 3, 2026

Landon

Term used for when one is about to ejaculate and pulls out coming on the women’s stomach

I just got Landoned

Landon by Wet Clam May 8, 2026

Crash Landing 

When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.

Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.

Crash Landing by Show time October 7, 2008

royce landon 

Making it happen Royce style.

Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!

royce landon by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009

cat landing

lucky escape. From the phrase 'land like a cat.'

It is a cat landing that you managed to fling off your enemies.

cat landing by uttam maharjan September 2, 2010