The Jones

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.

Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones

by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009

Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

ThouxanBanFauni Figueroa, James Earl Jones, Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel Amahd White And Ambrosio Soler Estrada

ThouxanBanFauni Figueroa, James Earl Jones, Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel Amahd White And Ambrosio Soler Estrada

ThouxanBanFauni Figueroa, James Earl Jones, Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel Amahd White And Ambrosio Soler Estrada

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

Silas Jones

An absolute dick head who gets all the ladies but secretly likes taking hard man pole to his ass.

You’re such a Silas Jones

by TurkeyGizzard November 21, 2019

Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good

He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!

by Tseug February 21, 2015

bubba jones

A cute sexy guy that every body loves.

I saw a hot guy earlier. I bet his name is bubba Jones.

by Bgnffffm July 12, 2017