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Barbara- Aged 31 and has 2 kids named bill and jeremy. She lives on 8 bridgewater street In Wigan, Uk. She got married in 2005 to John Awouni who was born on mozambique. They live in a 3 bedroom house and the 2 kids share a room whilst one being a spare. The kids a identical twins and they were born in 2014. They both have skibidi toilet syndrome and i will be placing a 44. magnum bullet direclty into each one of there craniums. Then i will unleash an homeade naplam into there house and watch then burn and turn into soot.
Barbara- Aged 31 and has 2 kids named bill and jeremy. She lives on 8 bridgewater street In Wigan, Uk. She got married in 2005 to John Awouni who was born on mozambique. They live in a 3 bedroom house and the 2 kids share a room whilst one being a spare. The kids a identical twins and they were born in 2014. They both have skibidi toilet syndrome and i will be placing a 44. magnum bullet direclty into each one of there craniums. Then i will unleash an homeade naplam into there house and watch then burn and turn into soot.
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Person 2: Ok *Watches Trailer*
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Person 2: *says nothing, and instead preorders opening premiere ticket
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