Ironic

Theres 2 ways to use it
With a friend; IF if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" have make you friend question why they still hangout with you
Without friends; If if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" and then look around and see no one, and have the slow realization that you are going to die alone for your Long and pathetic life, which has no meaning and we are nothing to the universe and one day all Humana will die a painful death...

You: *Finds iron* "Well that's ironic lol"
Friend: No one loves you
You: okay... D:
Friend: And you adopted
You: AM I REALLY!?!?!?!?!?

You: *Once again finds some iron* "tHaTs sO iRoNiC"
Friend:
You: Oh...

:(

by CumSlayer April 4, 2022

Iron Butterfly

Giving oral sex to a woman on her period. The partners face is then seen as a bloody (iron butterfly)

She was on the rag but I went down on her and when I came up for air my face looked like an Iron Butterfly

by Celtic Nations February 4, 2020

MuahlonnBEaT Down DouBJraG iron fist

A fighting Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created and started muahlonnbeat down doubjrag iron fist by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 1, 2024

Iron maiden

The best band in existence ever but no one listens to it because they aren’t preppy or pink also just for you information they are a heavy metal band that formed in 1975 and they are still touring

Iron maiden are the best

by Brainrotted definitions December 17, 2025

Forgot the Iron Fleet

To overlook an obvious, easily foreseeable or predictable consequence of one’s actions.

“He decided to carjack a guy in a parking lot with tire shredders that he stepped over when he walked in.”
”Oh … he really forgot the Iron Fleet.”

by Smartnership November 18, 2023

iron lady

A mature woman who goes to the gym just to lift weights. Never sets foot on a treadmill and wouldn’t be seen alive in a group exercise class. She does not carry water bottles for a douchebag gym bro. She has noticeable upper body definition.

Hey bro check out the traps on that Iron Lady

by Honeybeelifting January 22, 2020

Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.

Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023