dutch courage

liquor, false courage from drinking liquor(this use, like many derogatory uses of dutch, comes from a time when England was at war with Holland. However, dutch also means German, which can be confusing)
Those pussys were drinking dutch courage, thinking it will make them tougher. What a bunch of sissys!
by Light Joker March 13, 2005
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dutch cheeseboard

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.
Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."
by Adambigbaws June 13, 2008
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Caribbean Dutch Rudder

Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.
Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"
by Bigsticky December 15, 2016
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Dutch Q-Tip

I gave Erica a Dutch Q-tip and the sperm burrowed into her brain.
by captain_mojo November 07, 2010
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Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
by karnakdave July 28, 2011
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dutch ghost ride

The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.
Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.
by robkapfer2 May 22, 2011
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dutch rudder

To put your penis in someone's ass and lead them around the room.
I'll give you a dutch rudder and we'll look like we're conga dancing.
by tonkin May 12, 2006
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