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Im ngl

"I'm not going to LAST". This is used typically when camming or watching an erotic tiktok or instagram live and you realize that the you are about to bust a fat nut and will not be able to hold out any longer due to all the Edging you have been doing to the creator and/or their content. It is used as shorthand to quickly relay the message as typically it is typed with one hand (since the other hand is very busy) and usually written just before the sensation of cumming takes over the gooner's brain. It also allows for the Bator to announce that they have failed the JOI countdown by Nutting before the Mistress has instructed them to (before she reaches the count of 1).
Shorty Mac: I can never hold out for long when watching phat ass, big booty Annastayziaa's lives on IG. Once I start watching, I know Im ngl.

Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.
by GermanGoon January 7, 2025
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by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025
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IM

Full form: Intellectual Masturbation.

Used when someone over-intellectualises mundane stuff.
He ruined the entire night by IMing over the poker game.
I hate meetings with creative agencies, they do so much IM!
by dsafjiivbjin July 15, 2021
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im

When you're too fucking goddamn lazy to put an apostrophe in the word "I'm." Don't expect people who use them to be on phone, since they most likely will have autocorrect, since phones are fucking retarded nowadays. They are mostly on computer, since computer doesn't have autocorrect.
Mike: "im going to the store."
Jimm: "*I'm."
Mike: "i know, 'im.'"
Jimm: "Fucking stupid idiot."
by Crabics February 13, 2021
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im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old
by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023
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IM Droppout

When an IM conversation stops not because one of the people has to go, but because one of the people doesn't write back anymore.
A: Hey, how's it going with Sarah?
B: I have a bad feeling, we just had our first IM droppout today..
by random_NN May 2, 2011
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