Canada's History 

The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup

Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.

Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?

Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!

Canada's History by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010

Canada's History 

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

Canada's History by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010

canada's history 

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!

"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"

canada's history by egokills February 17, 2010

canada's history 

a very kinky and skill full sex act

The first scene of the porno envolved canada's history

canada's history by lovableditz February 19, 2010

Canada's History 

Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.

Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.

Canada's History by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010

Experience of history 

A unique way of describing photographs of a macro event.

That experience of history was caught on individual twitter feeds all over the city

Experience of history by Richard_Cranium123456 December 16, 2011

clear my browser history 

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.

Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.

clear my browser history by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016