Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

Friend Retention Percentage by heatstim August 31, 2021

friend.blue 

A really nice tiktoker and Educator on lgbtq+ rights.

Did you see friend.blue's new video

friend.blue by Fynn September 7, 2021

friend code 

a part of the friend code is when they say no it most definitely means yes

example of friend code
friend 1: are you hooking up with you ex
friend 2: no(I'm lying btw)

friend code by anonymous November 5, 2021

friend bang 

When in a FWB arrangement a "friend bang" is an individual sex session with someone that you're actually friends with.

Going over to Nick's place later for a friend bang.

friend bang by Professor Sequoia November 5, 2021

Friend Job 

Its a Blow Job from a female friend that she insisted to give without being in a relationship or there being any costs

Yo i was at this girls house ad she gave me a friend job

Friend Job by Anolymous November 24, 2021

Friend line 

When you don't have enough friends to make a friend circle

"Hey George, how's it going in your friend circle?"
"I have friend line"
"Oh-"

Friend line by Leafpebble November 24, 2021

friend on the inside 

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public

Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!

friend on the inside by Red Rocket November 25, 2021