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Donald Trump 

A radioactive cheetoh that should leave the politics to the proper politicians >w<
Donald Trump should put fireworks up his anus.
Donald Trump by segsy April 16, 2025

Donald Trump 

Con-artist, child molester, and convicted felon who somehow found his way back into the presidency
Donald Trump may have only won the election by a 1% margin in the popular vote, and that's obviously not a "landslide" like the orange dipshit claims it is.

Donald Trump 

A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.

Donald Trump 

Donald Trump is a complete twunt.
Donald Trump by RandomED May 11, 2025

Donald Trump 

An incompetent, evil moron that isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the whole country.
Man, Donald trump is really wrecking my plans to buy a PC this year with all those tariffs.
Donald Trump by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025